18 3 / 2016
I’m home by 6:30, I just ordered a massive amount of sushi, and I have beer.
I am genuinely content for the first time in a while.
28 2 / 2016
Dude best friend has been trying to recruit me to come work with him for a long time, which I don’t particularly want to do for many reasons, even though I love the crap out of him and love working with him. And I’ve been dodging him for the last few weeks because I know he’s about to give me a really hard sell and it’s gonna be awful. But we’re gonna talk tomorrow. Sigh.
26 2 / 2016
Treating a UTI w Vodka Cranberries is a
A) terrible idea
B) no seriously it’s dumb
C) you’re clearly already doing it and looking for validation but it’s still REALLY DUMB
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23 2 / 2016
Dealing with insomnia by looking at dog adoption websites is kind of a mixed bag in terms of my mental state
20 2 / 2016
"William wondered why he always disliked people who said ‘no offence meant’. Maybe it was because they found it easier to say ‘no offence meant’ than actually refrain from giving offence."
17 2 / 2016
Beyonce wears wigs and you would trust Beyonce with your life!
15 2 / 2016
oh man. people are being holier-than-thou about not liking musicals on twitter.
As it turns out, no one is making you like musicals, and just because people are talking about Hamilton a lot does not mean you are required to share your opinion. If you have nothing new to add, consider shutting up. Kthx.